There’s a law for nearly everything these days, so why not a law to simply limit the number of kids the government (read, taxpayers) will pay for? Call me cruel, heartless, racist and a misogynist (women hater) but why not?
The Octomom, Nadya Suleman has filed for bankruptcy! I remind you she was already on food stamps and Social Security Disability when she chose to have in-vitro fertilization. Raising 6 kids is not cheap -try 14!
Let’s see there’s s the ‘Button Cell Battery Safety Act’ to protect children and other consumers against the hazards of ingesting button cell batteries (found in electronic gizmos). Yeah gotta have a law for that. Next thing it will be against the law to leave spare change on your dresser or kitchen counter where the little rug-rats can snatch and swallow a dime or nickle.
Kids can’t sell lemonade on the sidewalk with out a permit, and in Tenafly, NJ they require fingerprinting of all little league volunteers! But hey, it’s discriminatory to have Voter ID laws! Fourteen kids and on public assistance, no problem.
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