Obama flag now available!
Shocking is all I can say! If you’d like to order your own Obama flag you can do it right here! Or be the first in your neighborhood to donate just $1000 to Obama’s reelection (whether you live in Chicago, Libya, Egypt, Pakistan or Afghanistan) to get yours free!
Limited supply so don’t delay. Operators standing by now. (kidding, kidding on the donation part, but who could put it past him?)
Where else have we ever seen this display, this hunger for power, this self-idolatry?
Oh, let’s see maybe the old USSR, or Cuba or maybe Venezuela? Hugo & Barry are pals from way back. In fact, I think it was Hugo who gave Obama this great marketing idea.